marisatomay:

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

shakescene:

shakescene:

my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!

me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute

it’s gay pride darling

dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

k25ff:

After thorough scientific analysis, here are my findings.

born-for-fame:

bluesymoons:

this is the future liberals want

This is exactly what I want.

fromacomrade:

roguebelmont:

longlegmadejs:

the tea is scorching hot today!!

Shipping real people will never be cute, it’s gross and creepy. Stop.

worm-disco-ai:

beetledrink:

came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published

I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown

kenken-b:

i saw spiderverse and

abandoned-as-mustard:

layingdownsomebatfeets:

bunjywunjy:

softwaring:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmdoKm1gKc7

your horses are very majestic

Guinea pigs being given strips of carrot than dramatically running off in slo mo…is a good aesthetique.

How the last one reared before galloping off tho

ratsofftoya:

ratsofftoya:

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

direct action

star-eaters:

There’s a little girl in my head & she screams “unloved! unloved! unloved!” every moment of my life

parliamentaryinquiry:

durbikins:

twitch-eaglehart:

durbikins:

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

That sounds like a good way to get shot

lol what are you, a gun cuck?
can’t kill a man with your own hands?

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone